Monkey can read SMS

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 657 views
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