chashma
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi,,
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 661 views
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umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai
Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du
Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai
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Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
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Phir
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Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p:p
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Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi
To Maa ne pocha:
Tumne dua main kiya manga?
Larki.
Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,
Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?
Larki: muskuraty huayA
(mubeshir mehmood)
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MAA:
Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.
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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Banta Santa Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Use Pattiyo Mein Lipte Bed Par Pade Dekh Kar Chonk Gaya Aur Bola.
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Santa: “Yaar, Kal 10 Logo Ki Bheed Ne Mujhe Mil Ke Pita”
Banta: “To Tune Phir Kya Kiya?”
Santa: “Maine Saalo Se Kaha Abe Salo naamardo Ek-Ek Karke Aao Phir Dekho Main Tumhari Kaise Aisi Tesi Karta Hun”
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Santa: “Phir Kya? Salo Ne Ek-Ek Kar Ke Pita“
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Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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Teacher: physics ki
definition Btao?
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Studentt: puri nai ati akhir se thori yad
hai ..
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Teacher: ok sunao..
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Student:and this
is called physics... :P
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He Got Irritated
Stood Up Drank Poison And Said…
Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maro Gay!
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i love u
sardar gusse me beti se bola:
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