Santa after a long tour says: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.

Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views

Khareedoge Kya

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha khareedoge kya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke

ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke Swami Ji se bola: Swami Ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta! kya karu?

Funny Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
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PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek coffee laana

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)