Chidiya Ki Aankh

Arjun: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon”
Rajni Kant: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke
Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke
Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke
Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon”
Arjun: “Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To
Majak Mein Bola Tha“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 652 views
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