Kisi Say Koi Cheez Maango Tou
Kisi Say Koi Cheez Maango Tou Bilkul Aisay Maango Jesay
Tumhre Baap Ki Ha.
Aur Nahi Milay Tou Soch Lena K Konsa Meray Baap Ki Thi :D :P
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