Ek Indian Father Apne Beti Ke
Ek Indian Father Apne Beti Ke Shadi Ka Rishta Lekar Ladke Waalon Ke Ghar Gaya, Aur poocha Ladka Kya Karta Hai,Ladke Ke Father Ne Kaha Ladka IT Company Main Kaam Karta Hai.Ladki Ke Father Ne Poccha Software Engineer hai Kya. Funny Ladke Ke Father Ne Kaha, Nahi Wo To wahan Peon Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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