There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!”

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

John and Hritik are on BIKE

DHOOM-3:

John and Hritik are on BIKE with speed of 2000 km/hr
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... &
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Suddenly,
Rajnikant overtakes them with Bicycle n says
"Yenna Rascala,
Save Fuel Use Cycala

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka Majak Udate Hue Us Se Puchha

Hero: “Yaar Tu Bilkul Mere Jaisa Hai, Kya Teri Maa Hamari Kaam Wali Thi”

Duplicate Ne Badi Masumiyat Se Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.

Duplicate: “Nahi Sir, Mera Baap Aapke Yaha Par Driver Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khuda Ka Shukar Hai

Pathan: Khuda Ka Lakh Lakh Shukar Hai Ke Pakistan 13 August Ko Aazad Nahi Howa

Dost(Heran Hote Howe):
Kyon?

Pathan:Phir Hum 14 August Kaise Manatay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ka kela khana

Pathan kela bagir chele kha raha tha kisi ne kha cheel to lo
pathan chelne ka kia faida hai mujhe pata hai k andar kela hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Police or ambulance

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)