girl was thirsty
A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”? :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 782 views
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