Sher se samna
Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya Banta:
Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na
Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya
pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte
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