Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya Banta:
Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na
Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya
pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 886 views

Ishq k Jazbat Ko

Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari

Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari

Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye

Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Neutron in the Bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks,
“How much for a drink?”

The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Gazab Ki English

Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Bhagi-Bhagi Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai.

Aurat: “Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai”

Doctor: “I Can’t Understand Please Speak In English”

Aurat: “My Londa Is Gironda From Hero Honda“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa’s wife hit him

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.

Santa: What was that for?

Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.

Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.

Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.

Santa: now what happened?

Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta Singh was painting his living

Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.

Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".

Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can says 'put on two coats'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)