Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 820 views

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka petrol khatam hogya.
2nd seat per major sb bethe the


Pathan Driver:

ab petrol pump tk dhaka lagana parega
sab neche utre or dhaka lagana shru krdia or
kafi der bad petrol pump pr pohnch gye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh hogye


PATHAN Driver ne petrol dalwana shru kia to
major sab ne kaha k peche jo drum hy us me b dalwa lo


PATHAN:
sir wo to full hy
Major: What?


Driver:yes sir wo
Emergency k lye rakha hy! :p ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan & teacher

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha

Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha.

is ke dost ne poucha, “kya koi khas bat hay aaj?”

us admi ne kaha, “han aaj shaam ko mere gadhe ki salgira hay”

dost ne poucha, “phir mujhe kya khelao ge?”

us admi ne jawab diya, “jo kuch yeh khaye ga tum bi kha lena.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,

Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.

Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

:what is it u r reading?

man:what is it u r reading?
sardar:i’m reading book on blood. man:y?
sardar:bcoz doctor told me tomorrow 4 me blood test. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)