Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa date fix kare?
Beti:22 Dec. Ma:Q?

Beti(sharmate huye):Suna
hai us din saal ki sabsi lambi raat hoti hai...


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