Ek Bus Mein Ek Jawan Madam Khadi Thi,

Ek Bachhe Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola

Bachha: “Mam, Aap Meri Jagah Pe Baith Jaye”

Teacher Ne Ye Sunkar Use Zor Se Ek Thappad Lagaya,

Bachcha: “Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal”

Bacha Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Mein Beth Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 762 views

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Banta se bola

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Engineering Student Ne

Ek Engineering Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha:
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
Kuch Dinon Baad Father Ka Letter Aaya, Jisme Likha Tha:
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus me ghusa

Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
.
.
"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
.
.
Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.

naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)