Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal
Ek Bus Mein Ek Jawan Madam Khadi Thi,
Ek Bachhe Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola
Bachha: “Mam, Aap Meri Jagah Pe Baith Jaye”
Teacher Ne Ye Sunkar Use Zor Se Ek Thappad Lagaya,
Bachcha: “Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal”
Bacha Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Mein Beth Gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 539 views
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