Insaan Hi Insaan Ke Kaam Aata Hai
Pati Bhaga Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola
Pati: “Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai”
Manager: “Main Kya Karu?”
Pati: “Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views
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