Pathan
Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya
Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge
Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?
Nurse:3000
Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy
Karhai Nhi Karwani
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 747 views
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WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
Jawab sirf
HAAnN
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal
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Kya Apke gharwale jante Hain k aap pagal ho?
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Maachis ki teeli
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2nd jalai, na jali.
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Sardarji Khali Katory Me
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy
Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
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Sardarji:
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Papa:- Beta teacher MAA k jaisi hoti hai…….
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She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
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Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber
I need ur blessings and good wish oh god
Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
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Har 1 Kamyab Admi k peechay 1 Aurat hoti hai . .
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