Sab 30 rupiya hua

Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.

Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.

Autowala: Ye to beymani hai

Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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