Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.
Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe
sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views
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