Anti Misba-
Beta choori krna buri baat hy
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota hy

Bubbli-
Lekin ami jan mera AMROOD
To metha tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 610 views

Biwiya Sharab Se Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unka Ek Shabari Bhkat Pareshan Halat Mein Jata Hai Aur Puucha Hai.

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Yeh Biwiya Sharab Se Itni Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Uski Taraf Dekha, Muskuraye Aur Bole.

Baba Ji: “Kyun Ki Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ban Jata Hai, Jo Ki Vo Nahi Chahti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik sugen ne mamoli

Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation
K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi
To Mareez Bola:
Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik
Nai Car Aa Jae Gi
Surgeon:Wohi To Leni Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

AFTER SOME TIME

ONE BROTHER AND SISTER WERE WALKING DOWN ON A ROAD

AFTER SOME TIME :

BROTHER TO SISTER : " behen , parda karo, Aage punjabiyo ka mohaLLa hai "

AFTER SOME TIME

SISTER TO BROTHER : "bhai , ab tum parda karo , Aage pathano ka mohalla hai "

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound

4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound

2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."

"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)