Santa goes 2 a Library

Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psycho - The Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps & says"

Idiot,the book is called Psychotherapist..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 667 views
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa looked himself

Santa looked himself in mirror and said: Is ko kahain dekha hai.
Then he said: Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo Shaadi ki album main meri biwi ke saath hai

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Pathan poetry

Golden Words written on “Riksha”.
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Qismat Aazma chuka hun
Muqaddar aazma raha hun
Kisi be-wafa ki khatir
Riksha chala raha hun.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa ek black aur ek white shocks

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

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Ek Sardr Public Bathrom Gia

Ek Sardr Public Bathrom Gia
Aur 2 Ghanty Bad Nikla
Bahr Betha Jamadar Bola:
40 Rupy
Sardar Bola:
Me Tatti Keti Aa
Yahoo Ty Chat Nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe

Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe
=Dosto=
Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLVi ki baaton me aa
k delete Kr diya;->
<(‘-’) ) )> //, oye mrwa dita e molvi.:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardarji Went to PCO Shop

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
manager to saradar

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sheher-e-Ishq

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larkay ne kaha tm 100

Larkay ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mujhe sy muhabt ka iqrar kro gi.

Aur larka din rat, barish me dhop me us k ghar k samnay khara raha.

99th din larki

ko waqaee larky ki muhabat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha subah pyar ka iqrar krun gi laikin jb woh larkay ko milnay gaee to larka usay wahan na mila aur aik kaghaz mila jis par likha tha

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"Tere chakar me teri behan set ho gai hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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