Park main romance
Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views
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Based on the telenor ad:
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Santa: agar fail hua to?
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Santa: woh kyu?
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I didn't do my homework because I lost my memory.
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