Sadre Pakistan

A TRUE STORY:
Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krta tha
1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia Gya
Darakht Bohot Khush Hua k Shukr Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGa
Lekn Darakht ki khushi us waqt khak me milgai
jub
Usko Kaat kar
Saddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana di gai.
TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us Pr ULLU bethta hy.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 641 views
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