Badsha ne Elaan krwaya

Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.

1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r

1 me wo jo nhi darte.

Darne walon ki lambi line thi.

Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.

Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.

Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!

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