Badsha ne Elaan krwaya
Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.
1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r
1 me wo jo nhi darte.
Darne walon ki lambi line thi.
Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.
Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.
Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 885 views
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