Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 900 views

Cool Raho Enki Tarh

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!

girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barish

Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

by lescol (few years ago!)

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine darwaza khola to

Maine darwaza khola to
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,

Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)