logical answer
A logical Answer
Teacher:
Tumhare Abu kitne saal k hn?
Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein hon
teacher”Wo kese?
Banta:Jis din me peda hua usi din tou woh abu bny
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 682 views
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