1 admi k ghar k samne

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha

Isne Municipal Committee ko phone kia,"Mere ghar k samne gadha mara parha hai utwalen"
Jawab mila "wahin dafan kardo"

Woh admi kuch der tak khamosh raha, phir jal kar bola:
"Dafan to kar deta magar mene socha k iski ki aolaad ko to khabar kardon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 605 views
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