Sunday Ko Aish
Pati: Aaj sunday hai aur aaj jee bhar ke aish karna….Movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: Teen kyun ?
Pati: Tumhara aur tumhaare papa mummy ke liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1047 views
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Dukandar : haan hai beta.
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main roz dar jata hu ....: P :D
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Husband: Yad hai,
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Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
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Wife (smiles): Yes
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wapda ka kehna hai
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sirf isi
¤october¤
awam ko
¤LOAD SHEDDING¤
ki tangi bardasht krni ho gi
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Phir awam ko aadat par jay gi:-)
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