Sunday Ko Aish
Pati: Aaj sunday hai aur aaj jee bhar ke aish karna….Movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: Teen kyun ?
Pati: Tumhara aur tumhaare papa mummy ke liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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"Yes," his wife replied.
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