Sunday Ko Aish

Pati: Aaj sunday hai aur aaj jee bhar ke aish karna….Movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.

Patni: Teen kyun ?

Pati: Tumhara aur tumhaare papa mummy ke liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 710 views
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