take patient

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A child prayed to god shivji

A child prayed to god shivji
plz give a cycle
bt he did't get
next day he stole a statue of

Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji
AGAR BACHA CHAHIYE TO CYCLE LEKE MANDIR AJA>>>>>>>>>

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 hazar wali shadi ka anjam

Wakeel:talaaq karwane k 10 hazar rupee lon ga

husband:pagal ho gae ho 1 hazar me shadi karwai thi

wakeel:dekh liya hai na saste kam ka anjam

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Ka Challange
Pathan ny challange kiya k
Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.
Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...
Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum...!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
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Pathan replied
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Al andruni…!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
pathan in janaza

4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:



Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Millions dollars

It's million dollar saying that jo hase unke ghar
base
But the million dollar Question is Ghar basane ke
bad kitne Hase

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.

Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..

Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bodygaurd dekhne se hume

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana chahiye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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