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Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha

Officer: “Ye Tumhare Hath Mein Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Sir Ye Banduk Hai”
Officer Gusse Se Dant Te Hue

Bola: “Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!”

Fir Officer Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Banta Tumhare Hath Mein Ye Kya Hai?”

Banta Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai Aur Humari Massi Hai Maasi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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