Izzat Karna Sikho Dosto
Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha
Officer: “Ye Tumhare Hath Mein Kya Hai?”
Santa: “Sir Ye Banduk Hai”
Officer Gusse Se Dant Te Hue
Bola: “Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!”
Fir Officer Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Banta Tumhare Hath Mein Ye Kya Hai?”
Banta Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai Aur Humari Massi Hai Maasi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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Taj:Yes
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Allah Ke Nam Pe Bhej De
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?
Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.
Teacher : Is k spelling batao?
Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum
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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SORRY
Oh don't be confused, SORRY means
S: Some
O: One is
R: Really
R: Remembering
Y: You
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Propose in New Style
Boy To Girl: “Main Aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hoon”
Girl: “Par Meri Sagai Ho Gayi Hai”
Boy: “Fir Behan Ban Ke Apni Kisi Saheli Se Hi Setting Karva De.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Husband (ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Raza: 13 days ago
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala
dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...
Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)