Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li, Aap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nahi

Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia H

Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri B Karwa Dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views

Mujhe sardar bna do

Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor: Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna
Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola: Kocha Ye Tumne Kya
Kardiya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blueberry hill

It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher
said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A man calls his wife

A man calls his wife through an! idea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married..

Moral: an! Idea can change your wife ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?

2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?

4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?

Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)