A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.

Lalu stands up: We must find & stop her.

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Lalu in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views

Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom

Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge?

Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”

Santa: “Chidiya Bankar.”
Teacher: “Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega?”

Santa: “Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bare-E-Azam

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sun Light

Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Ka Accident

Sardar Ka Accident Ho Gya tha.
Doctor Ne Poocha:

Sardar se ke Accident Kaise Huwa hai tera?
Sardar:

O Yaar Main Morr kattan Laga Se,
Te Aggay Morr Hi Ni Hondaa se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)