Petrol pump se 2 KM door
Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat per major sb bethe thay
Dvr ne major sb ko bataya k petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parrey ga,
sab nechey utre aur dhaka lagana shuru kar dia aur kaafi
dair k baad petrol pump per pohunch gaye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh ho gaye.
Pappu Dvr ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to major sb ne kaha ke pechhey jo drum hay us me bhi dalwa lo .
Pappu Dvr ne jawab dia “sir wo tu full hay ,
Emergency k lye rakha hua ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 908 views
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