1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:

Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 905 views

whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phtan galti se samundar me gir gaya

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte
doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar
bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa ne chalenge kiya.

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"

Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....

Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Chance Do

Mureed: Baba Jee
Agar Main Nazrana Doon
To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Ga.

BABA: Nazrane Ki Jagah Agar
1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kabristaan Me Smoking

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)