Tcher 2 sleepy student
Tcher 2 sleepy student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?
Student: Wht sir?
T:Yes correct
It's James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur
genaral knowledge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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