2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views

Allama Iqbal

Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.

Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande

Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AAP AAYA HA

ek techer ko susu ke naam par bahout sakht nafrat thi
techer ne students se kaha jab susu aaya to bolna - "AAP aaya hai" ek din student ko PAUTTI aa rahi thi aur wo buri buri shakle bana raha tha, techer "AAP aaya hai" student nahi "AAP ka BAAP aaya hai"

by Shahryar (few years ago!)

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,

Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.

Santa dekh kar bola,
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Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bechari Kaise Udti?

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Aur Pankh Todkar Bola: “Udd Udd Udd Ja!”

Makkhi Nahi Uddi!
Santa Ne Fir 5 6 Baar Usko Udne Ko Bola, Par Wo Nahi Udi
Santa Ye Dekh Khush Hote Hue

Sath Bethe Santa Ko Bola
“Dekha, Isse Prove Hua Ki
Makkhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Bahri Ho Jati Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad

Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya.

Dost : Yaar udas kion ho?

Sardar : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)