Chief Minister of Bihar
After having become the chief minister of bihar, laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth chief minister he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption "laloo, third from left"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1150 views
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