Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1862 views
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