Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai

B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain

Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR
MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal
jati hai but DOST kabi nahi
badalte!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views

teacher to pathan

Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda

Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?

Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:

Hawa Main.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

hathi per hathi

Aik mota aadmi hathi per sair kar raha tha,
aik bacha ne dekh kar hasna shuru kar deya…

mota admi: keya kabhi hathi nahin dekha??,

bacha: hathi tu dekha hai, hathi per hathi nahin dekha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SaaS: beti Aj se

SaaS: beti Aj se tumhara ghr yhi hy

Aj se tum mjhe MAA or sasur ko ABU kahogi.

Sham ko uska husband ghr aya to boli

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Maa

BHAIYA aa gay.:-O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man in USA

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks d dog & it dies.
Newspaper report:
"Local hero saves lady from dog"
Man says i'm not American.
Report is changed:
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man says actually i m Pakistani.
Nextday "Headlines":
"MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG!" ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)