Result agar acha ho

Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai

B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain

Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR
MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal
jati hai but DOST kabi nahi
badalte!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 684 views
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