Peshawar Ki Police Ka BheJawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry PehanTeri Talashi Leni Hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 915 views

wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Mere 4 Bachay Hain,

Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai

Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?

Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pati patni mandir main!

Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?

Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.

Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok Tha Or Kbhi Hrta Nhi Tha

S.H.0 Ne Usy Bulya 0r Shart Lgne Se Mna Kia

Sipahi!Sir Akhri Shart,

Wo B Apse

Apki tang pe zakhm ka nishn Hai.

S.H.0! May Shart Lgta Hon K Nhi Hai

Sipahi! May pent utrwa K Dekhon Ga

S.H.O!Thek Hai

5000 Ki Shart Lg Gai

Sipahi Ne pent utrwy

5000/- SHO Ko Dia Or Kha Sir May Haar Gya SHO Bra Khush Tha K May Shart Jeet Gia

Darwza Khula Sare Staf Ne Andr Jahnka

0r Rony Lgy

S.H.0 Pent Pehn Kr Bhir Aya 0r Pocha Kya Hua?

Staf

ye Hm Se 25,000 Ki Shart Lga K Aya Tha K S.H.0 Ki pent utrwaon Ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

After death, man

After death, man asks the hell manager: Can i make a short call to my spouse?

Hell manager: OK.

Man after call: How much should i pay for it?

Hell manager: Nothing, hell to hell is free

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)