Peshawar Ki Police Ka BheJawab Nhe Hai
Peshawar Ki Police Ka BheJawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry PehanTeri Talashi Leni Hy
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