Pathan


Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia.

Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia.

Media:

” agay kya karna chahtay ho?

Pathan:

“Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab ha k ham apna Lunday ki dukaan kholay ga”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 899 views
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