Pathan
Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia.
Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia.
Media:
” agay kya karna chahtay ho?
Pathan:
“Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab ha k ham apna Lunday ki dukaan kholay ga”
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 710 views
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