Bad temper

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such
a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 830 views
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Ek gora aadmi tha

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

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Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

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She is kidding

She is kidding

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this Question was asked from
Meera 2 translate it in urdu
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Wo Bachay de rahi hai :-D :-P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A stupid man goes 2 Gulabo's

A stupid man goes 2 Gulabo's home and knocks the door.

Gulabo: kon?

Stupid man:Main!

Gulabo:Main kon??

Stupid man: Tu gulabo, hor kon!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?

Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
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Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.

Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek fosr dosre se

EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI
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APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,
JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI
BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”
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TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

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Baby Ki Awaz Ki Recording

Santa : Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa :Kyun?

Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyn
Boy: bheek mangne

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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya

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