i love you

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you"
ke msgs arahe hain !
.
Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya
hon eslie !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 593 views
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