1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.

1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.
Dost Usko Chup Karany K Baad:
"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"?

Admi:
Laptop La De

Dost:
Kiu Khair Hai?

Admi:
Facebook Py Status to "Single" kr dun

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