1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.
Dost Usko Chup Karany K Baad:
"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"?

Admi:
Laptop La De

Dost:
Kiu Khair Hai?

Admi:
Facebook Py Status to "Single" kr dun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views

One day evening a Sardarji

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raju ne mujhe kiss de fiya

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bus ke peche bhagte hue

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak
aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche
bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Urdu to english

Teacher:Dukh hamesha 7 rahta ha magar khushi ati jati hai ye english me btao
sardar:my wife is always with me but her sister come and go.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)