Kutte football khelte hain
AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 646 views
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