Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

,
jis ka wazan

80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO ‘AMEEEENN.)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1024 views

Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya

Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya
Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge

Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka lgwana hy

Karhai nhi karwani

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Lahore jane main 1 din

Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Police

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The Fi

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The First One Said, "I Hear Sirens. Jump!"The Second One Said, "But Were On The 13th Floor!"The First One Screamed Back, "This Is No Time To Be Superstitious. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pehly 4 option tu do

A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"

Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao.

Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?"

Pehly 4 option tu do?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Raste k dono terf

GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he
MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)