“Sardar ka demag nahi hota”
Frog: “Sardar ka demag nahi hota”
Sardar: “Hota hai”
Frog: Nahi hota nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar: “Lo, is mai khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi”?:-):-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 985 views
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