Munni Badnaam Hai

Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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