Judge Aur Patni
Judge Mujrim Se: Tumhari Pehli Patni ki Maut Car Accident Main Hui,Jabki Doosri Ki Zeher Khakar Aisa Kyun??
Mujrim Judge Se: Doosri Patni Car Chalana Nahi Jaanti Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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