walking down the road
A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:
"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1032 views
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