MERE SMS MILE?

MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Bas
ab APKI bari

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 895 views
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