2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur
Teacher : 2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur On Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.
Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend It
T : Why Kid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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