Santa waiting at bus stop in UK

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 539 views
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2 detol se munh dho liya karo ta keh dosre bi zinda rah saken.

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Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

but

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

Man: (talks to himself)

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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dil To Bacha Hai Jee



1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

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Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

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Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.

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2nd Boy:
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